Yeppers, that’s what I have. I don’t even think about it when I’m doing things, but I always find that in retrospect I seem to be an overly ambitious person. I admit that I am a total perfectionist, but when I take a look at what I do in a day…it’s kind of insane! For example…who on earth makes everything for dinner from scratch in one day? Like tacos. Tonight we had tacos (recipes follow, loves!). Sounds simple enough, right? Well…not so much considering I made the seitan (vegan pastrami from Vegan Diner), the tortillas, the salsa, the side dish, the dessert, AND did the dishes ALL WHILE taking a test (that I did very well on
) AND exercising. Like I said, insane. Insane like a taco that tastes like a reuben! Indeed, the tacos were reuben tacos! And therefore plain old tortilla shells would not do. Queue the rye tortillas!

Reuben Wrappers (Rye Tortillas)
Makes: 8 larger or 12 smaller tortillas
Ingredients:
- 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
- 1/2 cup rye flour
- 1 tsp caraway seeds (I kept mine whole)
- pinch of salt
- 1 tbs vegetable oil
- 3/4 cup boiling water
Directions:
Mix together your flours, caraway, and salt. Pour in your boiling water and oil and mix to combine with a fork. It won’t come totally together with the fork – so it’s time to start mixing with your hands! Well, kneading. Turn everything, including the uncombined flour, onto a flat surface and start kneading until elastic and smooth (about ten minutes). Add extra all purpose flour if it’s a little too sticky. Form into a ball and let rest for a half an hour, covered with a damp cloth.
After you’ve let it rest for the half an hour, preheat a dry (preferably cast iron) skillet to medium heat (lower if it gets too hot).
Now take your dough ball, cut into either 8 or 12 evenly sized pieces (depending on how big of tortillas you want). Take a piece of dough, roll it into a ball, flatten slightly in your palm, and then roll out into a thin circle (doesn’t have to be perfect!). Place on your skillet, cook on the first side for about a minute or so (until brown spots start forming), flip, cook for another half a minute to a minute and transfer to a plate. Repeat with the remaining dough balls. Cover with tin foil to keep warm.
As the filling to our tacos, I used Julie Hasson’s recipe for vegan pastrami from Vegan Diner. But if you don’t have that book, you could always use your favourite tempeh bacon, or even your favourite chopped up vegan deli “meat.”

Reubacos (Reuben Tacos)
Ingredients for one:
- 1 rye tortilla (recipe above)
- your preferred amounts of: vegan pastrami/tempeh bacon/chopped up commercial vegan deli meat, sauerkraut, rushin’ salsa (recipe follows), and shredded vegan cheese
Just pile everything on the tortilla and nosh!
Of course a quintessential component of a reuben sammich is the russian dressing. I didn’t want to have a salad dressing in a taco, so I felt the urge not to just throw together vegan mayo, ketchup, horseradish, and relish in a bowl. Well…what I made is pretty close to that but a little fresher. Oh, and check out the tomato I used! I think it’s a little…happy. If you catch my drift.

Is this tomato a little too happy?

Rushin’ Salsa
Makes 1 cup
Ingredients:
- 1 cup diced tomato
- 2 tbs vegan mayo (I used Fat Free Nayo)
- 1 tbs liquid from a can of sauerkraut (or some sort of vinegar? Apple cider vinegar might be nice)
- 1/2 tbs dill pickle relish
- pinch of salt
Directions:
Mix ‘er up!
Getting tired of reading yet? Deal with it, there’s MORE! (I said the amount I did today was insane, didn’t I?). Well, next up is just some simple roasted veggies. I had some beets to use up in the fridge that mum didn’t want to have with her beet greens a couple of days ago that were dying to be roasted up. So I roasted them. Their destiny has been fulfilled. Don’t you just love eating the rainbow? It’s like the reverse of unicorns, which vomi….never mind. Enjoy!

Colourful Roasted Roots
Serves: 2-4
Ingredients:
- 1 cup chopped beets
- 1 cup chopped and peeled sweet potato
- 1 cup chopped carrot
- 1 cup chopped onion
- 1/2 tbs balsamic vinegar
- 1/2 tbs agave nectar
- a pinch of salt
Directions:
Preheat your oven to 400F. Arrange your chopped vegetables on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Drizzle with the vinegar and agave and toss to coat evenly. Sprinkle with salt and roast for 30 minutes. Give a toss about after 30 minutes and roast for another 10 minutes.
And now we have come to dessert! I was a little too lazy to make “cookie cookies” so bar cookies it was. Well, they’re kind of like a combo of like a chocolate cookie that is topped with a soft blondie batter. Whatever. They’re chewy, they’re low-ish in fat as compared to some bar cookies or brownies, and they taste good. I wasn’t entirely pleased with them when they first came out of the oven, but once they cooled, they turned out to be great treats! Just further proof that patients is a virtue.

Black Bottom Cookie Bars
Yields 1 8×8 pan
Ingredients:
- 1/4 cup (1/2 a stick) vegan margarine
- 1/4 cup applesauce
- 3/4 cup white sugar
- 2 tsp vanilla extract
- 1/4 tsp butter extract (optional but good)
- 1 tbs ener-g egg replacer mixed with 2 tbs warm water
- 1 cup flour
- 1/2 tsp salt
- 1/4 cup cocoa powder
Directions:
Preheat your oven to 350F and spray an 8×8 pan with nonstick cooking spray.
In a mixing bowl, cream together the margarine, vanilla, and sugar. Mix in the vanilla, butter extract (if using), and egg replacer mixture. Beat in the flour and salt. Transfer half of the dough to another mixing bowl. To one of the bowls, beat in the cocoa powder. Press your chocolate dough into the bottom of your prepared baking pan. It may be a little difficult to as it is rather sticky. I had to moisten my hands and use my hands to press the dough in. On top of that layer, spread on the vanilla dough. You should be able to just use a spoon or spatula for this – it’s a soft dough. Bake for 30 minutes. Allow to cool before slicing.
And now I’m so over cooking for the day. Time to unwind whilst watching Jerseylicious followed by The Great Food Truck Race, sipping a frappe.
One more thing…I CANNOT believe that in a week I will have moved into my apartment. My nerve level just spiked a little.